when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

(Source: joesphjonas, via takemeback-)

snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

(via zackisontumblr)

Teacher: Write down 3 things you dislike about yourself

Me: *sits there*

Teacher: Ciara, why aren't you writing?

Me: I can't do this. I will take a zero, sorry.

Teacher: Why?

Me: Because I refuse to promote self-hate. Because some people in the world can fill out 20 of these front and back with no blank spaces and this can trigger someone.

Teacher: Ciara, you have to do it or I am sending you to the office.

Me: Okay. *gets up and walks to office*

^needs more notes^